A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often. – Oliver Herford

I heard this story about the man walking on the beach.

God said; Son, you been so faithful I’m going to grant you one special wish.
He said, God, I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii but I’m afraid to fly. So my wish is that; you build me a bridge across the ocean.
God said; son, that’s totally impossible, think some logistic of that, and take some time and wish again.
He said, Okay God, I been married 4 times and all my ex-wives said, I’m so insensitive, so my wish is that, I would able to understand a woman. I want to know why they think like they think, why they feel like they feel.
There was a long pause…
God said, do you want 4 lanes or 2 lanes on that bridge.

”Woman are made to be loved, not understood.”

• Oscar Wilde